chicago gathering

70,000 invites. open invitation from the mayor. millions expected. i'm jealous.

in other news, the pineapple juice ran out. shots from here on out. we're entering dangerous territory.

so let it be written so let it be done

'democrat' has been added to the drinking game!

get ready to call out people!

the republican party...

...is delusional.

it's over. i'm calling it.

(i'm gonna feel really stupid, among other things, if i'm wrong about this in the morning)

btw...'polls' and 'too close to call' have been added to the drinking game. enjoy.

can't take the pressure?

drinking game!

drink whenever the words 'caucus' or 'battleground' is mentioned.

add more words as you see fit.

enjoy!